Jokes,Jokes,Jokes

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Jokes,Jokes,Jokes

Postby nige1972 » 02 Mar 2008 13:09

We all need a laugh,and all the people i know who play games love a laugh lol
unforunatley im crap at telling jokes or making them up so why not post your jokes here.

Anythng goes i say, a jokes a joke its not ment to be disected and pollitically analysed,so wheter its just funny or even taking the whizz of someone on this site or something somebody did in a game online,heres the place to do it........ have some fun ha ha ha ha .

I see salford has set up an earthquake appeal fund after last weeks tremors,they need to rebuild to the standard it was before the QUAKE !!!
There hoping to raise 17 pound :rotfl:

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Re: Jokes,Jokes,Jokes

Postby oderlessmoss » 02 Mar 2008 13:46

[sarcasm] Oh, thats a good one! [/sarcasm]
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Postby hypercollider » 02 Mar 2008 14:36

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.

"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.

There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."

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Postby jinx666 » 02 Mar 2008 16:07

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, “If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life.”
So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. “What's wrong?' ” he asks.

“You gave me the wrong key!” :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Re: Jokes,Jokes,Jokes

Postby nige1972 » 02 Mar 2008 19:02

Nice one jinx keep em comin

thats whizz funny Hypercollider,meow :rotfl:

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Postby jinx666 » 03 Mar 2008 18:19

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to feck your brains out, and suck your Eartha Kitts dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

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Re: Jokes,Jokes,Jokes

Postby Heezdad » 03 Mar 2008 19:12

Heard a Tommy Cooper one liner on the Radio this morning which made me laugh.

Tommy says "I pulled up at some traffic lights the other day - some guy on the pavement shouts in the window asking if I'd give him me a lift - so I said 'You look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it!'

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Postby Gazziboy » 03 Mar 2008 19:26

Tommy Cooper sounds like a witty guy mr heezdad. Thats my fave so far

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Postby Heezdad » 03 Mar 2008 21:44

gazziboy wrote:Tommy Cooper sounds like a witty guy mr heezdad. Thats my fave so far


Just for you Gazziboy....


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Re: Jokes,Jokes,Jokes

Postby Gray » 04 Mar 2008 01:45

The earthquake was bad in Grimsby (near epicenter), Ten million pounds of improvements were made.
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